I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
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Product Description
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
Perfect for anyone whose second language is sarcasm. This witty and relatable design is made for sarcastic personalities, introverts with attitude, and people who always have the perfect comeback ready. Whether you’re at work, school, hanging out with friends, or just avoiding unnecessary conversations, this funny quote shirt says it all for you.
A great gift idea for men, women, teens, coworkers, best friends, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and clever jokes. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, casual wear, or everyday laughs.
Shirt Information:
- For increased durability, our products have double-stitched, ribbed collars.
- Enjoy the ease of washing our clothes in the machine without worrying about damage or shrinkage.
- Because they are made to be unisex, our items are a versatile addition to any outfit.
- We take pleasure in our goods, which are expertly and carefully printed in the USA.
About
This traditional cotton t-shirt is the pinnacle of high quality and timeless design. It gives a diverse design that strikes the ideal mix between casual and sophisticated thanks to the use of long-lasting materials.
It is a flexible piece that you may wear to any occasion because to its straightforward yet attractive style. Because it is made of premium cotton, it will be able to resist numerous washings without losing its flawless quality or beauty.
Because of its outstanding comfort and classic design, this cotton t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. And that you can use for many years. You may shop with confidence knowing that you are obtaining a high-quality item that is both stylish and practical.
Main characteristics
Unisex T-shirt:
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies’ V-Neck T-Shirt:
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Pullover Hoodie:
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt:
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth 100% Cotton T-Shirt:
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Seamless double-needle 3/4 inch collar
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Mug (1 side):
- High quality ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe
- Microwave safe
- White gloss 11 oz
- Decorated with full wrap dye sublimation
Face Mask:
- Lightweight & ultra-breathable two-layer protective face mask with black soft stretch ear straps
- Inner layer: soft moisture-wicking nylon spandex; Outer layer: micro-knit polyester treated with an anti-microbial agent
- Care: Reusable, machine washable
- Mask Dimensions: 8 x 5.25 inches
- Decoration Type: Sublimation
3D Apparel:
- Material : 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
- Machine washes in the cold with similar colors/no bleach/low iron.
- About Shirt: Regular fit, lightweight, all-over printing shirt featuring spread collar and short sleeve.
- Provides the most stylish and comfortable Shirts which can be worn on all occasions.
- The color could be slightly different between on the screen and in practice.
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SHIPPING TIMES:
– United States:
- Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
- Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)
– International:
- Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
- Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)
SHIPPING COST:
– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
- Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
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